Witness Statement of the Day: On Wednesday, two armed men entered a Shell gas station on Bannister Rd. in Kansas City and demanded money, when suddenly… you know what? Why don’t I just let this lovely lady fill you in.
inb4 the Gregory Brothers’ “Backing Up Song” tops the Billboard Hot 100.
ok maybe just another one.
what am i even doing??? everything is from one tumblr.
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Hahaha. If all witnesses said their stories like this, I’d love watching
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another one. what am i even doing??? everything is from one tumblr.
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bros (schmoyoho) auto tuned here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIoG4PlEPtY
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Aww, she’s adorable.
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PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET: This is my crazy-ass town....don’t even know.
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Don’t do drugs Ladies
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Now, sometimes I am sensitive to people posting and making fun...serious incidents.
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At first I was O__O but then I LOL’d. Oh my goodness. Some days I love people XD
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